Sunday, May 2, 2010

Stormy Night

It's always a little concerning when the weatherman says that their radar indicates a tornado is headed for your relatively exact location and even waves his hand over the spot on the map where your house is situated. In the wee hours of this morning, the weatherman did just not....and then the weatherlady who took over 20 minutes later did the same thing. Just when you think you've dodged the first tornado bullet (feeling the house shudder under the winds as in all likelihood a funnel cloud passes right over your head), the next Doplar-indicated-tornado makes an abrupt right-hand turn and heads directly for you. Twice I found myself wondering if the house was about to be ripped apart around me. Should I have gone down into the basement? Should I have put my contacts back in? I mean, who wants to get tossed around by a tornado wearing glasses? Shoes too? And maybe change shirts...don't wanna be found the next morning lodged in the base of a tree wearing an old baggy shirt that's a little too big to be wearing in public. Maybe shave too....

But thankfully we escaped the danger. Consequently i didn't get nearly enough sleep last night and shall be taking it out on the world around me. You've all been warned.

So do my dear readers know that a car bomb was found in Times Square last night? Shouldn't this be breaking news on all the news outlets? Even the state-run and state-puppeted media should be all over this.

Do my dear readers know about the Senate's latest socialist plans to institute National ID cards? At this point I shouldn't even have to be pleading with you all to wake up and face this evil head on...it should be apparent. But then, maybe the spell is still too strong...

Do my dear readers know that Soundgarden got back together and is touring??? Yes, Soundgarden!

Do my dear readers know that if I ruled the world one of the first things to go would be all Progressive insurance commercials with that wretched Flo? I HATE that company purely because of their idiotic, mindless, hopeless, insultingly annoying commercials. Not to mention their name....

While we're at it - no more "male enhancement" or Viagra/Cialis commercials. (I think i've said that before) My dad watches a lot of golf....I swear every single commercial break during golf tournaments has at least one Viagra/Cialis commercial -- "because any time could turn into the right time."

Our society has become so soft over the last few generations. That's our problem. Think back to our grandparents and the generations before them. Those were tough, responsible, rugged individuals. Now we're all a bunch of whiny, selfish, weaklings. That's why we have the culture war that we have now. Those who still hold onto values of strength, personal accountability, doing it yourself, doing the right thing, pursuing one's own success and reaping the rewards - vs - Those who want someone else to do it, who only care about their own instant gratification, who avoid hard work at all costs, who want the government to take care of them, tv to raise their kids, for successful people to be punished and forced to share the fruits of their labor out of a twisted sense of "fairness."

Maybe it all starts with the kids. Generations ago kids were brought up to be obedient and work hard. Today they're pandered to and giving everything they could want and far more than they deserve. Entitlement. A nasty thing whether given directly by the government or through behavior from parent to child.

Well, until next time, dear readers...stay out of trouble, stay out of the path of tornadoes, and don't allow the government to control you.

3 comments:

  1. What news sources do you check? The NY car bomb is all over various news sources.

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  2. Well, I stand corrected on this one. Seems that since I wrote this blog this morning all the various versions of the media picked up the pace of the story. I guess I felt like it should have been a bigger deal last night when it first happened, but seemed almost like an afterthought.

    And I actually try to avoid the news. It's quite enraging most days, irritating and depressing at best. I think I'm going to start getting my news from The Drunken Alternate Universe Sesame Street News Team. Featuring Bitter Sarcastic Ernie and Violently Manic-Depressive Burt as the co-anchors.
    Pill-popping, anti-social street-thug Big Bird as the intrepid reporter.
    Oscar the Grouchy-Arms-Dealer-Chronic-Alcoholic-Amateur-Kidnapper-Sportsreporter.
    Snuffy the Weatherman who gives his daily reports through the bottom of a gin bottle before being "disappeared" by hired goons and replaced by Eeyore for daring to steal Eeyore's schtick.
    Cookie Monster runs the whole show from his luxurious executive office suite. A wall of security cameras, a wrinkled black suit, a cache of assault rifles, and an inhumanly massive pile of cookies on his rich, mahogany desk. (cue the little girl screaming "Fudge you, Tony!")

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